| Real!Life Snarry! |
[Sep. 20th, 2009|05:02 pm] |
This is a very quick post of the best news I have had (snarry-wise)... ever:REAL-LIFE SNARRY IS EVEN BETTER THAN POTTER-WORLD BECAUSE IT IS REAL! Their names are Phillip Kirkorov and Andrei Danilko (Russian Pop singers; funny the two of them^^), and I have just seen cute lil clips from the 2003 New Year's [Happy] Resolutions movie: "Crazy Day or the Marriage of Figaro." The movie is crap (don't bother watching beyond the few clips, waste of time), but what makes it is the heartfelt presentation of the two characters played by these two. The dialogues of the clips are crap, also, btw, no worries about understanding them. What is worth seeing is the chemistry they have together! Kirkorov plays a Count who loves the ladies (LOL and let's just leave it at that!^^), and Andrei plays his page. They have no other significant meetings, and the most profound conversation they have is Kirkorov saying, "There's that damned page AGAIN!" and Danilko grovelling. But this ONE scene...Real-Life snarry (not the least b/c neither has as much chemistry with ANY of the women in the movie as they have with each other, and funny thing, THEY DON'T SPEND ALL THAT MUCH TIME TOGETHER, AND IT'S STILL NOTICEABLE!) And here is what they have in common with snarry:
Black eyes (Kirkorov)
Green(ish) eyes (Danilko)
Blond (Danilko; Harry is "blond," but in a different way!)
(Can't figure out which one corresponds to Snape, which to Harry; Kirkorov 'looks' more like Snape; he acts... yeah, more like Snape - even threatened to punish his paige 'Harry' in the movie!^^)
Tall, Dark, and Devilish (Kirkorov)
Short, stocky, cute (Danilko)
They both play heroes for each others (Just as 'Snape' saves 'Harry,' so 'Harry' saves his 'Snape'). This is my favorite Snarry comparison! :3
And here is the video (the best kiss, in mine and the video poster's opinions, is the one that did not make the cut, for scandalous reasons :)
Crazy Day, or the Marriage of Figaro videoclip [youtube]
( Translation of conversation under the cut ) |
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[Sep. 13th, 2009|07:16 pm] |
TITLE: The True Meaning of Pain
GENRE: Pain
PAIRING: Who else can cause each other so much pain? :P
SUMMARY: Harry. Severus. And a complete lack of good intentions.
DISCLAIMER: We own the snarry. Harry and Severus own each other. *nods* Copyright has nothing to do with this.
WORDS: 770.
DEDICATION: Influenced by "The Last Unicorn", Billy Joel's "Just the Way You Are", and "Tale As Old As Time." I own none of these creations, btw, in case this needs to be said.
FOR: You. Thank you for reading this. *Hugs* to anyone who actually likes this.
( The True Meaning of Pain ) |
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| New icon. Comments welcome. |
[Aug. 4th, 2009|06:04 pm] |
Title: Procrastinating Horribly
Pairing: Snarry
Characters: SS, HP, and __________.
Summary: There is hatred. There is angst. There is humor. There is exactly one pun. There is a happy ending. And lots of wisdom.
Prompt: Watching Harry. (Which is mostly Thinking About Harry, really).
Count: 100
DISCLAIMER: All I own is the love on my back and the hair in my heart. (or something like that^^).
( Procrastinating Horribly ) |
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[Jul. 30th, 2009|03:33 pm] |
Title:
Genre: Dark. No nice things are said.
Pairing: Only if you squint to the point no one can see your eyes.
Summary: Snape is watching Harry. He sees nothing good. Why does he keep watching?
Count: 100
Prompt: Watching Harry
( I see... ) |
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[Jul. 10th, 2009|03:12 pm] |
Title: Bath
Author: Ensnarryed
Pairing: H/S/AS
Prompt: Bubblebath.
Summary: Severus teaches Harry a thing or two about proper parenting.
COUNT: 100
( Bath. ) |
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| The Renewal |
[Apr. 12th, 2009|12:03 am] |
Title: The Renewal
Summary: So I was reading this fanfic and... LOOK WHAT I MADE! :P
Pairing: It was a snarry fanfic, so LOOK WHAT I MADE! :)
Count: 100
Genre: Angst with a touch of humor. Hopefully not overshadowed by all that angst. :P
( The Renewal ) |
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| Boggart Day |
[Apr. 11th, 2009|08:57 pm] |
Title: Boggart Day
Author: Ensnarryed
Pairing: :)
Prompt: Renewal. Full text of fic posted here.
Summary: Defense class many years later....
COUNT: 100 (I counted 'em meself!)
( Boggart Day Drabble ) |
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| The Cold Spark |
[Feb. 20th, 2009|07:32 pm] |
For Snarry100's Random Generator Prompt. I used Suggestion #3: The Cold Spark. Drabbles are so easy to write sometimes. :P
( The Cold Spark ) |
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| Best. Crack. EVER. |
[Dec. 23rd, 2008|10:22 am] |
LOL. Crack.
And it's Snarry, too, which makes it that much better. (And soon I will get around to writing up a fic that's been in my head for LONG ENOUGH and it is about time for it to come out. I have thought through even the little details that made me stop in my tracks. That doesn't mean it's not crap, though. :P Just means that I like it alot more than I don't, and would enjoy re-reading it once it is all put together and in front of me to enjoy!)
And a Merry Coming Christmas and Incoming 2009 New Year to everybody! :)
My top New Year's Resolution: Snarry. (And let's see... MORE Snarry.)
And here be the crack-y link:
( Madame Maxime is pregnant because Hagrid´s rubber exploded when he came... ) |
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| Halloween's coming... |
[Oct. 15th, 2008|02:42 pm] |
I visited a Halloween store today - just wanted to look at this year's costumes. Saw a battery-operated Harry Potter Magic Wand (TM) - it looks like something that Snape would enjoy while thinking of Harry (*mind totally in gutter*), but to my defense, the battery-operated thing is too big (and thick!^^) to be the size of a wand that "fits comfortably into the palm" of the hand. Apparently it lights up, b/c if it vibrated, that would be TOO MUCH INFORMATION!
Also saw a Gryffindor tie (like from the OoTP movie), a Snitch (with crappy plastic wings on it as well as a 3 and over warning label), Harry Potter glasses.
But I saw something much more fascinating. Something I nearly didn't say no to.
It was a plastic cauldron. (Like the ones people put outside when they decorate their homes for Halloween). It was a black, Halloween, witch's cauldron.
And all I could think about was Snape Potions-making.
The two sizes were 16in. and 8in. and the smaller one cost $2.99 and I almost bought it. (Until I reminded myself that I'd have nowhere to put it, nowhere to use it as I am twice the age of a Hogwarts first-year, and my Hogwarts invitation letter is ten-something years too late).
Besides, I don't need a cauldron. :3 Hot, strong, [Snarry] love tends to melt through the plastic anyways, and that's the only kind of love I want! |
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| Just Because |
[Oct. 9th, 2008|08:17 pm] |
TITLE: Just Because
PAIRING: ... Snarry *squeals*
DISCLAIMER: I do not own but oh how much I love. I don't think Rowling likes Snape as much as I like Snarry. :3
RATING: Crack. Humor. Fluff?
( JUST BECAUSE ) |
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| About GOOGLEing... |
[Oct. 6th, 2008|07:17 pm] |
Once upon a time, I went onto about.com/. I forgot what I was searching for, but I remember finding this:
Parenting of Adolescents
and underneath it
Avada Kedavra
Needless to say, I thought it was appropriate. :P
Today, I went googling. I was curious. What happens if you google "walking the plank."
This is what I found:
Amazon.com: Walking the Plank: A True Adventure Among Pirates...
Pirates. Yes. And to think, I managed to forget that walking the plank had anything to do with pirates... how silly of me. :))) |
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[Sep. 22nd, 2008|01:56 pm] |
TITLE: Because Occlumency Is Important
SUMMARY: Takes place during OotP, right after Snape smashes Harry's potion.
WARNING: R.
This is crack. And humor. Assume that Harry has latent feelings for Snape and Snape has… *clamps hand over mouth* STOP IT! You do too! *pries a sallow hand off of own face* …Has feelings for Harry. There I said it. It’s true. So stop your moaning! I do not own Harry Potter and am making no profit. Oh, and because of a traumatic experience with grey underpants, Snape does not wear an…
*green light flashes and a thud of a falling body is heard hitting the floor*
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“Bloody hell. She wrote it already, didn’t she?”
( BECAUSE OCCLUMENCY IS IMPORTANT ) |
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[Sep. 18th, 2008|12:37 pm] |
Let's see now, when was the last time I have updated? Only 6 weeks ago? God, it seemed much longer than that. And I finished a cute lil one-shot that will get posted as soon as I fix the one thing that bothers me in it, ie, no fun post today, but hopefully a nice one tomorrow! Tomorrow is Friday. Then there is the other one-shot, and then the one story I want to write b/c I ACTUALLY KNOW HOW TO MAKE IT WORK NOW! But that one is long and unfinished, so that is a long-term project for now.
Just wanted to post and say I am not dead.
Just like Snape. Who, like Harry, got a "little death" in the last installment of Harry Potter. Rowling has such a nice sense of humor. :) And the death scenes aren't too far apart, either, so it's not hard to imagine them dying together, Harry being so distraught over Snape that he runs blindly to Voldemort to get killed. I mean, if Snape is dead, why should Harry live? (Good boy, Harry. B/c Snape isn't dead, and you should not rush into things impulsively like a Gryffindor!)
Long Live the Snarry!
(Also have idea for an icon; but that was around for at least three months, b/c I just don't know if it's good enough to turn into reality. But it is growing on me.:) |
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[Aug. 2nd, 2008|11:24 am] |
FOR: Snarry100
PAIRING: SNARRY
SUMMARY: Twins.
PROMPT: Snarry and Patil twins.
DISCLAIMER: HP, SS, and Patil twins do not belong to me. But Snarry... Snarry... Snarry belongs to the fandom, right? WE own the Snarry. Right? RIGHT? *makes puppy dog eyes*
COUNT: 100
( TWINS ) |
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[Aug. 2nd, 2008|11:06 am] |
I had an epiphany. Granted, it was a long time coming, but here it is at last. What is the last thing we see Harry doing at the end of Deathly Hallows? Exactly. Go up to his dorm to sleep. And what happens next? We are reading the Epilogue.
HARRY DREAMT UP THE EPILOGUE WHILE LYING ASLEEP IN THE GRYFFINDOR DORMS!
It has all the properties of a dream. The presence of everyone around who surrounded him last, the dream-like quality of it, the extension of reality... How else does he know what Ron and Hermione name their children when it hasn't happened yet?
And this... is a little crack-y homage. :P
TITLE: Togetherness, or, Don't Join A Gang!
PAIRING: HP/SS
SUMMARY: Harry and Severus share much more than a bed.
DISCLAIMER: "All I own is the love." And I don't even own the disclaimer (somebody got there before me!)
COUNT: 961
( DON'T JOIN A GANG! ) |
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| Better late than never, I suppose... |
[Aug. 2nd, 2008|11:03 am] |
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HARRY POTTER!
And, if I am not mistaken...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DANIEL RADCLIFFE!
I find it strangely coincidental that Harry's birthday is so close to the boy's who plays him in the movies. In a good way, though. :) |
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| In the news today... |
[Aug. 2nd, 2008|10:17 am] |
| [ | Current Location |
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Best money ever spent right here: (and I mean the potential destination of it)
$14 MILLION BABY PHOTOS
And this is just a funny little spoof I found. It reminds me of Malfoy mockingly calling Harry Potter "The Chosen One." (when in reality he was more than jealous). It doesn't matter who you are or where you stand on politics, I am posting this for the strange little deja vu moment I had at someone calling Obama "The One." Here it is.
THE [CHOSEN] ONE
And here somebody just wanted their cut. Greedy a**h****! People are already aware that potato chips aren't all wholegrain and nutritious goodness, but penalizing them for adding to the taste --- a bit over-the-top. Besides, acrylamide is not the sole reason to abstain from this particular brand of food. But this just makes it harder for people to work and make money. The gesture here is oh... about 5% wellmeaning (the rest is them being ANNOYING!). People have the right to make their own decisions - so long as they are informed, instead of just taking it out of their hands and penalizing companies who do not conform. Somehow I did not get the feeling that they offered the company alternatives of what to replace their "carcinogenic ingredient" with.
IDIOTS UNDER THE CUT! |
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| PR0N AT LAST! PR0N AT LAST! |
[Jul. 26th, 2008|11:49 am] |
Thank God Almighty I have written PR0N at last.
TITLE: Reflecto Veritas
PAIRING: HP/SS
DISCLAIMER: Harry Potter and all original characters of HP belong to JKR, Warner Bros., and a bunch of stuffy Englishmen in shiny new business suits. But not me. All I own is pr0n. All I value is pr0n. All I need of HP is d3h pr0n. And if it were the end of the world (or I was stuck on a deserted island with no electricity), I would be sure to take ALL MAH PR0N with me, and not any of the canon books (canon is only good for a onceover, more than that is just torture).
SUMMARY: Harry comes home from a hard day at work and wants to relax with his two great loves - Severus and sektss. ;)
WARNING: Please be an adult in your region/area/community before you click the link below. There ARE adult situations below the cut! Not graphic, but still adult. And if you do not know what 'adult situations' refers to, you should definitely not be clicking on the link.
Not that I have said everything... ;_; I also made Severus cry. *hits head against the wall repeatedly like a house-elf*
( I VERIFY THAT I AM AN ADULT AND WOULD LIKE TO READ ADULT MATERIAL! SO LET ME IN! ALOHOMORA! ) |
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