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ensnarryed ([info]ensnarryed) wrote,
@ 2008-08-02 11:24:00

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Entry tags:snarry

FOR: Snarry100
PAIRING: SNARRY
SUMMARY: Twins.
PROMPT: Snarry and Patil twins.
DISCLAIMER: HP, SS, and Patil twins do not belong to me. But Snarry... Snarry... Snarry belongs to the fandom, right? WE own the Snarry. Right? RIGHT? *makes puppy dog eyes*
COUNT: 100




“What is the MEANING OF THIS?”

“Err…”

“Well, I understand completely now, Potter!” Severus sniped at him. “By all means. Don’t explain further!”

“I don’t understand what’s the matter, Severus.”

“PATIL. TWINS.”

“Err…yes?”

“Have you any idea how awkward that would be, POTTER? THEY WERE MY STUDENTS! YOU MIGHT AS WELL HAVE NAMED MALFOY!”

“I thought you liked Malfoy.”

“That’s not the point!”

“So… No Patil twins?”

“No.”

“And about Malfoy?”

Silence.

“Severus?”

“Which one?”

Harry smiled. “I’ve always been partial to older men, myself…”

“And you already have one!”

“Alright then.”

“Good.”

“Great.”

“Wonderful.”

“Malfoy?”

“Malfoy.”

“Goodnight, Severus.”

“Goodnight.”



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[info]keyairreem
2008-08-02 08:17 am UTC (link)
Nice! Glad Malfoy could make an appearance!

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[info]ensnarryed
2008-08-04 04:03 am UTC (link)
Heh. Malfoy > Patil twins any day! Thank you for commenting! :)

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[info]mac_tunes
2008-08-02 08:36 am UTC (link)
... I have absolutely no idea what's going on here. Though I really like those two having an argument over the *naming*... er...

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[info]ensnarryed
2008-08-04 04:06 am UTC (link)
That... doesn't bode well for my writing... *looks it over* And I see why... it's sorta En Medias Res (though I have no idea what's going on either, to tell you the truth).

Just assume that Harry and Severus are arguing. Over Patil twins. And that Severus prefers Malfoy (which one is up to you).

Hopefully that cleared up the confusion some.

:)

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[info]sweetmelodykiss
2008-08-02 09:24 am UTC (link)
Hee, Malfoy! Good one!

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[info]ensnarryed
2008-08-04 04:07 am UTC (link)
:P Yes, Malfoy. Not as pretty as the Patil twins, but then again... there is something about that drawl.

:)

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[info]alisanne
2008-08-02 12:17 pm UTC (link)
Ahahahahahah!
You mean Severus gave up a shot at TWINS? *goggles*
Very funny drabble. :)

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[info]ensnarryed
2008-08-04 05:12 am UTC (link)
I cannot claim to know how Severus Snape feels about twins, of course... but my mind's in the gutter 99.9% of the time and as such when I read "snarry and patil twins," only one thing came to mind, a thing I could not imagine happening between Severus and the Patil girls. Lucius and Draco, however... well... they are (sorta) twins... in that transgenerational father-son way... or something like that...

Argh. I don't know. Truth is, I missed doing these drabble things so much that I decided right off I'd do one. Trouble is, I never took much time to consider Patil's and Snape (not even talking about Snarry!) in that way before, and perhaps I should have. They ARE pretty, you know. (And have never been compared to chipmunks by Pansy Parkinson!)

Oh. And thank you for finding it funny! (my attempt, that is^^). I shudder to think where I would be without humor... Most of my stuff is written for that very purpose! :) Even the serious stuff, that is. :P

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