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Best. Crack. EVER.
LOL. Crack.

And it's Snarry, too, which makes it that much better. (And soon I will get around to writing up a fic that's been in my head for LONG ENOUGH and it is about time for it to come out. I have thought through even the little details that made me stop in my tracks. That doesn't mean it's not crap, though. :P Just means that I like it alot more than I don't, and would enjoy re-reading it once it is all put together and in front of me to enjoy!)

And a Merry Coming Christmas and Incoming 2009 New Year to everybody! :)

My top New Year's Resolution: Snarry. (And let's see... MORE Snarry.)

And here be the crack-y link:





Madame Maxime is pregnant because Hagrid´s rubber exploded when he came, but he didn´t notice, that M. Maxime was already asleep, so he continued to pound into her till morning and when she woke up she punched him into the face, because she does not want to have his ugly child. Accidentally she punched him so hard that he died immediately. When Harry found out about the reason why Hagrid died he swore revenge. His plan was to sleep with M.Maxime and when she finally fell asleep he would start to tickle her to death. But his mission almost failed, because Ginny asked him lots of questions where he was going and why he wanted to meet M.Maxime. So Harry decided to kill Ginny, too. He grabbed her and kissed her till she couldn´t breathe anymore. As he stood there with Ginny laying dead in his arms Snape came around the corner. His undying love for Harry made him forget about the commited murder. He helped Harry to hide Ginny´s dead body in the room of requirement. To seal their little secret and to realease some tension they started to undress each other, but suddenly Professor Trelawney bursted into the room (a little tipsy) and didn´t want to believe her eyes. Originally she wanted to meet Firenze to discuss the constellation of stars and then get intimate together, but of course Harry "fucking" Potter had to ruin everything. For a moment she started at this "unusual" picture and thought that the best way to get out of this really embarrassing situation is to pretend that nothing happened, so she said: "Er...Have you seen Firenze, Severus?"
Severus stopped dead in his tracks, covered himself up, gracefully took his wand and whispered: "Hasta la vista, honeybunny!" Trelawney fell to the ground unconscious and Sevvibaby continued to ravish his Potterbaby. Harry watched Snape, but suddenly had to think of Ron and Hermione and what they would say to him if they found out. He froze...

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