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ensnarryed ([info]ensnarryed) wrote,
@ 2009-04-12 00:03:00

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Entry tags:drabble

The Renewal
Title: The Renewal
Summary: So I was reading this fanfic and... LOOK WHAT I MADE! :P
Pairing: It was a snarry fanfic, so LOOK WHAT I MADE! :)
Count: 100
Genre: Angst with a touch of humor. Hopefully not overshadowed by all that angst. :P



The beginning…

Severus Snape is tall, bat-like, and looming. With greasy, black hair, and impenetrable eyes. He is a cold-hearted bastard. Hates children. Look how he treats poor Harry Potter!

The middle…
Severus Snape has no friends. People tolerate him. He is not a good person. Only one person ever tolerated Severus Snape – Albus Dumbledore.

The annoying…
And how does Severus Snape repay kindness? WITH MURDER! So don’t you be nice to him.

The Harry…
Severus Snape is physically ugly and socially challenged…But no one had ever said anything about his ****?

The renewal:
And they lived happily ever after.



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[info]slashpine
2009-04-11 11:22 pm UTC (link)
Hee! Cute. And Snape's **** is one of the cutest parts.

*pets it happily ever after*

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[info]ensnarryed
2009-04-12 12:24 pm UTC (link)
:) Glad you liked!

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[info]alafaye
2009-04-12 09:18 am UTC (link)
Severus Snape is physically ugly and socially challenged…But no one had ever said anything about his ****?

Haha. Loved it!

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[info]ensnarryed
2009-04-12 12:27 pm UTC (link)
:) Well, there ARE good points to writing a children's book... if you include anything naughty, you get spanked. A lot. Often. By the critics. (And if the critics snooze, by the audience. Audience hits worse. They have better aim.^^)

I am very happy you liked it! Just like Snape, drabbles need love too!

:P

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[info]keyairreem
2009-04-15 05:47 pm UTC (link)
Hehe! Nice!

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[info]ensnarryed
2009-05-18 02:22 am UTC (link)
*hugs*

Thank you!

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[info]bridgetmkennitt
2009-04-16 07:48 pm UTC (link)
Censorship! Hehe! Harry made a smart decision. I liked this.

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[info]ensnarryed
2009-05-18 02:23 am UTC (link)
:) There are many, many things that boy would do for love. He is so deprave- deprived... :P

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[info]whatthefuckbenj
2009-05-06 02:09 pm UTC (link)
hmm wonder what the **** stand for XD Great idea!

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[info]ensnarryed
2009-05-18 02:26 am UTC (link)
LOL The word you are looking for is obviously.... SOCK! ~_^

:)))

Oh, and THANK YOU!

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