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The Renewal
Title: The Renewal
Summary: So I was reading this fanfic and... LOOK WHAT I MADE! :P
Pairing: It was a snarry fanfic, so LOOK WHAT I MADE! :)
Count: 100
Genre: Angst with a touch of humor. Hopefully not overshadowed by all that angst. :P
The beginning…
Severus Snape is tall, bat-like, and looming. With greasy, black hair, and impenetrable eyes. He is a cold-hearted bastard. Hates children. Look how he treats poor Harry Potter!
The middle…
Severus Snape has no friends. People tolerate him. He is not a good person. Only one person ever tolerated Severus Snape – Albus Dumbledore.
The annoying…
And how does Severus Snape repay kindness? WITH MURDER! So don’t you be nice to him.
The Harry…
Severus Snape is physically ugly and socially challenged…But no one had ever said anything about his ****?
The renewal:
And they lived happily ever after.
Title: The Renewal
Summary: So I was reading this fanfic and... LOOK WHAT I MADE! :P
Pairing: It was a snarry fanfic, so LOOK WHAT I MADE! :)
Count: 100
Genre: Angst with a touch of humor. Hopefully not overshadowed by all that angst. :P
The beginning…
Severus Snape is tall, bat-like, and looming. With greasy, black hair, and impenetrable eyes. He is a cold-hearted bastard. Hates children. Look how he treats poor Harry Potter!
The middle…
Severus Snape has no friends. People tolerate him. He is not a good person. Only one person ever tolerated Severus Snape – Albus Dumbledore.
The annoying…
And how does Severus Snape repay kindness? WITH MURDER! So don’t you be nice to him.
The Harry…
Severus Snape is physically ugly and socially challenged…But no one had ever said anything about his ****?
The renewal:
And they lived happily ever after.