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ensnarryed (ensnarryed) wrote,
@ 2009-07-10 15:12:00

Entry tags:

bathtime, ensnarryed, snarry

Title: Bath
Author: Ensnarryed
Pairing: H/S/AS
Prompt: Bubblebath.
Summary: Severus teaches Harry a thing or two about proper parenting.
COUNT: 100

Harry. Soaked.

Some bubble bath.

You were supposed to be giving a bath, Harry, not partaking in one,” Severus stated with an air of giving useful advice.

Silence.

“You’re dripping onto the carpet. Don’t just stand there.”

Harry thrust a scrub-brush at him. “He’s your son too,” and stalked off.

When Severus returned, immaculately dry, a just-cleaned Albus Severus in tow, Harry’s eyes widened.

Severus smiled allowingly. Not at all in condescension.

It certainly didn’t look as though drying spells were performed in a hurry on father or son.

What Harry does not know won’t hurt me, Severus thought sagely.

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	fancypantsdylan 2009-07-10 07:36 pm UTC (link)
	hehe, sneaky slytherin Severus (Reply to this) (Thread)

	ensnarryed 2009-07-10 08:00 pm UTC (link)
	VERY sneaky%Pr (Reply to this) (Parent)

	accioslash 2009-07-10 07:38 pm UTC (link)
	Hahahaha! Wonderful. (Though you may want to change the pairing to H/S, because now it looks like you mean to imply it's a threesome.) (Reply to this) (Thread)

	torino10154 2009-07-10 07:59 pm UTC (link)
	Yes. I was terribly disappointed. ;) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ensnarryed 2009-07-10 08:08 pm UTC (link)
	XD This is the closest to a three-some involving these three I can come to. ;) Can't even wrap my mind around the ASS pairing - that's Albus Severus/Severus - Snarry it ain't, regardless of Gryffindor tendencies and wide green eyes. Makes as much sense as Malfoycest. (!) Oh, wait... %Pr (Reply to this) (Parent)

	accioslash 2009-07-10 09:26 pm UTC (link)
	snicker I'll just bet. ;D (Reply to this) (Parent)

	ensnarryed 2009-07-10 08:02 pm UTC (link)
	But... but...pouts There's THREE of them so it's a three-some, right? It'd be just a regular, boring old two-some if it were only Harry and Severus. nods Yes. Harry. Severus. VERY, VERY boring. *laughinPr (Reply to this) (Parent)

	atypicalsnowman 2009-07-12 02:49 am UTC (link)
	Eww. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	accioslash 2009-07-12 02:52 pm UTC (link)
	Well, especially in light of the author's note. ;D (Reply to this) (Parent)

	torino10154 2009-07-10 08:03 pm UTC (link)
	snickers Severus is sneaky-as expected. Nice job. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	ensnarryed 2009-07-10 08:11 pm UTC (link)
	And just as bad at kid stuff as Harry! :) (Hopefully that's not why Harry's with him, tho^^%Pr (Reply to this) (Parent)

	keyairreem 2009-07-11 05:12 am UTC (link)
	Nice!!!!! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	ensnarryed 2009-07-13 08:13 pm UTC (link)
	I just came up with a joke: Question: What do Severus Snape and Sybill Trelawney have in common? Answer: They are both BATTY. :P In entirely different ways, of course! Thank you for commenting! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	majmunka 2009-07-11 08:25 am UTC (link)
	Cute father!Sev :D Your warning was a bit scary ggg (Reply to this) (Thread)

ensnarryed
2009-07-13 08:17 pm UTC (link)

Warning? Do you mean the summary? Sorry for that. This is as close as I can get to a HP/SS/AS three-some - my first contact with snarry was a nice lil fic called by Lexin and Tidmag about two children, one older and one younger, name James and Albus. And since Lexin and Co. beat Rowling's ~~crap~~elogue by some years, guess who the kids belong to? =)

I am glad you can smile and say "cute" in reference to Severus's fatherly abilities! :) (I can too!^^)

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	alisanne 2009-07-11 03:47 pm UTC (link)
	g The pairing and AN were scary, but the drabble was cute! :) (Reply to this) (Thread)

	ensnarryed 2009-07-13 08:19 pm UTC (link)
	HEY! There is NOTHING scary about true love! (Except when it's a Snagrid, perhaps. O_o) XP ... What's AN? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	atypicalsnowman 2009-07-12 02:51 am UTC (link)
	Very cute! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	ensnarryed 2009-07-13 08:21 pm UTC (link)
	:)))))))))))) (Reply to this) (Parent)

	whatthefuckbenj 2009-07-16 02:09 pm UTC (link)
	hmm this is interesting! I wonder how he did that ^^ (Reply to this) (Thread)

	ensnarryed 2009-07-16 08:17 pm UTC (link)
	:) Do you mean the bathing or the drying? =) Why IS it that magical folk never have to deal with an anxious kid who won't take his/her bath? Not when a simple Scourgify will do the trick; no painful bath time needed. In the immortal words of Eric Cartman, "Hate... you... guys... hate... you...guys ...sooooo...much." :) (Reply to this) (Parent)